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    • ISBN:9781780335377
    • Publication date:04 Oct 2012
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The Mammoth Book of Jokes 2

By Geoff Tibballs

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Thousands more jokes in a follow-up to the phenomenal bestseller The Mammoth Book of Jokes.

From the man behind the bestselling Mammoth Book of Jokes, an all-new, enormous collection of fantastic jokes - indexed and categorised to help find the right joke for the right occasion, from Bar-Mitzvahs to bar-rooms.

Bigger, better, and even bulkier than before, The Mammoth Book of Jokes 2 is the consummate collection, with jokes on every subject under the sun, from lawyers to low-energy light bulbs.

Biographical Notes

Geoff Tibballs is the author of the bestselling Mammoth Book of Jokes and The Mammoth Book of Dirty Jokes as well as many other books including Business Blunders and Legal Blunders. A former journalist and press officer, he is now a full-time writer who lists his hobbies as sport, eating, drinking, and avoiding housework. He lives in Nottingham, England, with his wife and daughters.

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  • ISBN: 9781780334844
  • Publication date: 04 Oct 2012
  • Page count: 608
  • Imprint: Robinson
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