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CHAPTER 1   My boyfriend Gus has a beautiful penis. It’s big and thick without being too big or too thick. It has the right number of pulsating veins when hard (the correct number is two). […]

One. In the three years Dylan had been occupying the third row, third seat along from the right, at Flo’s gigs, he’d never been late. He’d dropped a glass, he’d sneezed uncontrollably during a ballad, […]

Introduction   Nineteen years ago, everything changed. It was the day I realised that adventure is not a frivolous luxury but a necessity of the human spirit. I was standing in the rain outside the […]

3rd December 1901 It was a hard walk up the hill, especially carrying a valise. Sometimes she had to pick her way through muddy hollows, where hoofs and wheels had churned the ground. The recent […]

CHAPTER ONE     ‘MUM! Ava keeps showing me her vagina.’ For approximately the three thousandth time that long, hot day, it appeared World War Three was threatening to break out. Wearily, Gemma left the […]