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I Do Not Eat Children

Hardcover / ISBN-13: 9780316474726

Price: £12.99

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A smooth-talking monster gets what’s coming to him in this funny and slyly subversive picture book for fans of There’s a Monster in Your Book and We Don’t Eat Our Classmates.

A big orange creature lurks in a crowded playground…but don’t worry! He would never eat a child. What do you think he is…a MONSTER? And kids are definitely not disappearing every time you turn a page. You’re imagining things. The monster has nothing to hide; in fact, he loves children. And he would never, ever, ever-oops! There goes another kid….

This laugh-out-loud story will keep readers guessing until the end, then send them straight back to the beginning to keep a close eye on the wily monster (and the one kid who knows exactly what he’s up to). A great read aloud for bedtime (or anytime!), this silly and subversive picture book delivers poetic justice and giggles galore.

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