Christopher Moore - The Stupidest Angel - Little, Brown Book Group

Time remaining

  • -- days
  • -- hours
  • -- minutes
  • -- seconds
Other Formats
  • E-Book £P.O.R.
    More information
    • ISBN:9780748114429
    • Publication date:05 Nov 2009

The Stupidest Angel

A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror

By Christopher Moore

  • Paperback
  • £9.99

A heartwarming tale of Christmas terror.

Twas the night (okay, more like the week) before Christmas and little Joshua Barker is in desperate need of a Christmas miracle. Josh is sure he saw Santa take a shovel to the head and now the seven year old has only one prayer: Please Santa, come back from the dead!

But coming to Earth, seeking a small child whose wish needs granting, is none other than Archangel Raziel. Unfortunately, he's not sporting the brightest halo in the bunch and before you can say 'Kris Kringle,' he's botched his sacred mission and sent the residents of Pine Cove headlong into Christmas chaos, culminating in the most hilarious and horrifying holiday party the town has ever seen.

Biographical Notes

Christopher Moore began writing at the age of six and became the oldest known child prodigy when, in his early thirties, he published his first novel. Chris enjoys cheese crackers, acid jazz, and otter scrubbing and lives in an inaccessible island fortress in the Pacific.

  • Other details

  • ISBN: 9781841496184
  • Publication date: 04 Dec 2008
  • Page count: 288
  • Imprint: Orbit
Piatkus

The Love Delusion

Nicola Mostyn
Authors:
Nicola Mostyn
Orbit

The Rage of Dragons

Evan Winter
Authors:
Evan Winter

Orbit

The Gutter Prayer

Gareth Hanrahan
Authors:
Gareth Hanrahan

'A ground-breaking and extraordinary novel . . . Hanrahan has an astonishing imagination' Peter McLean, author of Priest of Bones'Mind-blowingly stellar in every respect . . . Fantasy readers, be wise and buy this book, because there's simply nothing like it' Novel Notions*****The city of Guerdon stands eternal. A refuge from the war that rages beyond its borders. But in the ancient tunnels deep beneath its streets, a malevolent power has begun to stir.The fate of the city rests in the hands of three thieves. They alone stand against the coming darkness. As conspiracies unfold and secrets are revealed, their friendship will be tested to the limit. If they fail, all will be lost and the streets of Guerdon will run with blood.SET IN A WORLD OF DARK GODS AND DANGEROUS MAGIC, THE GUTTER PRAYER IS AN EPIC TALE OF SORCERERS AND THIEVES, TREACHERY AND REVENGE, FROM A REMARKABLE NEW VOICE IN FANTASY.*****'An absolutely stunning debut. Insanely inventive . . . I loved it!' Michael R. Fletcher, author of Beyond Redemption'Utterly brilliant . . . Hanrahan is a total genius' Liz Loves Books'Captivating . . . Guerdon is a city that seethes with history, horror and hidden secrets' Nicholas Eames, author of Kings of the Wyld'Already one of my favourite books from 2019 . . . Put simply, you need to read this.' The Fantasy Inn'I'm confident that I won't find a greater book this year' BookNest'Compelling . . . rich with dark and original wonders' Anthony Ryan, author of Blood Song'A gripping, darkly inventive tale' James Islington, author of The Shadow of What was Lost

Orbit

The Sisters of the Winter Wood

Rena Rossner
Authors:
Rena Rossner
Orbit US

In Shining Armor

Elliott James
Authors:
Elliott James

This fairy godmother's got claws. When someone kidnaps the last surviving descendant of the Grandmaster of the Knights Templar, it's bad news. When the baby is the key to the tenuous alliance between a large werewolf pack and the knights, it's even worse news. They're at each other's throats before they've even begun to look for baby Constance. But whoever kidnapped Constance didn't count on one thing: she's also the goddaughter of John Charming. Modern-day descendant of a long line of famous dragon slayers, witch finders, and wrong righters. John may not have any experience being a parent, but someone is about to find out that he can be one mean mother...

Piatkus

Blood Kiss

J. R. Ward
Authors:
J. R. Ward

Paradise, blooded daughter of the king's First Advisor, is ready to break free from the restrictive life of an aristocratic female. Her strategy? Join the Black Dagger Brotherhood's training center program and learn to fight for herself, think for herself...be herself. It's a good plan, until everything goes wrong. The schooling is unfathomably difficult, the other recruits feel more like enemies than allies, and it's very clear that the Brother in charge, Butch O'Neal, a.k.a. the Dhestroyer, is having serious problems in his own life.And that's before she falls in love with a fellow classmate. Craeg, a common civilian, is nothing her father would ever want for her, but everything she could ask for in a male. As an act of violence threatens to tear apart the entire program, and the erotic pull between them grows irresistible, Paradise is tested in ways she never anticipated--and left wondering whether she's strong enough to claim her own power...on the field, and off.

Orbit

Rusted Veins

Jaye Wells
Authors:
Jaye Wells
Orbit

Hunted

Kevin Hearne
Authors:
Kevin Hearne

***OVER A MILLION COPIES OF THE IRON DRUID BOOKS SOLD***'American Gods meets Jim Butcher's Harry Dresden' SFF WorldFor a two-thousand-year-old Druid, Atticus O'Sullivan is a pretty fast runner. Good thing, because he's being chased by not one but two goddesses of the hunt - Artemis and Diana - for messing with one of their own. Dodging their slings and arrows, Atticus, his apprentice Granuaile and his wolfhound Oberon are making a mad dash across modern-day Europe to seek help from a friend of the Tuatha Dé Danann. His usual magical option of shifting planes is blocked, so instead of playing hide and seek, the game plan is . . . run like hell.Crashing the pantheon marathon is the Norse god Loki. Killing Atticus is the only loose end he needs to tie up before unleashing Ragnarok - AKA the Apocalypse. Atticus and Granuaile have to outfox the Olympians and contain the god of mischief if they want to go on living - and still have a world to live in.Praise for the Iron Druid Chronicles:'Atticus and his crew are a breath of fresh air! . . . I love, love, love this series' My Bookish Ways'Entertaining, steeped in a ton of mythology, populated by awesome characters' Civilian Reader'This is one series no fantasy fan should miss. Mystery, suspense, magic and mayhem' SciFiChickThe Iron Druid ChroniclesHounded Hexed HammeredTrickedTrappedHuntedShatteredStakedScourgedBesieged (short stories)HAVE YOU TRIED . . . Kevin Hearne's epic fantasy novel A PLAGUE OF GIANTS - described by Delilah S. Dawson as 'a rare masterpiece that's both current and timeless . . . merging the fantasy bones of Tolkien and Rothfuss with a wide cast of characters who'll break your heart'. Out now!

Abacus

Trench Fever

Christopher Moore
Authors:
Christopher Moore

For Chris Moore, the Great War has developed from a childhood fascination to a full-blown obsession, both for the actuality, of the war - its archives and its archaeology - as well as its abiding influence on English language, manners and customs.Exasperated with the emphasis most war literature places on the officers, generals and political leaders, Chris Moore decided to trace the war-time experiences of one man, one personal history among the six million voiceless ranks of Britons in uniform. He chose Private Walter Butterworth, Fifth Battalion, the Leicestershire Regiment, an obscure infantryman in a disparaged outfit of amateurs that somehow managed to win one of the greatest battles of history - who also happened to be Chris Moore's grandfather.In TRENCH FEVER, Chris Moore retrieves his grandfather's war-song by following (with reluctant family in tow) the three year march of the Fifth Leicesters through France and Flanders.

Orbit

Frost Burned

Patricia Briggs
Authors:
Patricia Briggs
Orbit

Trapped

Kevin Hearne
Authors:
Kevin Hearne
Orbit

Shambling With the Stars

Jesse Petersen
Authors:
Jesse Petersen
Orbit

An Evening for Vayl and Jaz

Jennifer Rardin
Authors:
Jennifer Rardin
Orbit

Paul and Brady Get Hoodoo with the Voodoo

Jennifer Rardin
Authors:
Jennifer Rardin

Two young college students end up in over their heads after making a deal with a voodoo queen, in this short story from author Jennifer Rardin.

Orbit

Zombie Jamboree

Jennifer Rardin
Authors:
Jennifer Rardin

A reality show host is in for a night she never expected when zombies take over her show, in this short story from author Jennifer Rardin.

Orbit

Unfallen

Lilith Saintcrow
Authors:
Lilith Saintcrow
Orbit

Something Wikkid This Way Comes

Nicole Peeler
Authors:
Nicole Peeler
Orbit

Spirit's Oath

Rachel Aaron
Authors:
Rachel Aaron
Orbit

Blooded: A Jessica McClain novella

Amanda Carlson
Authors:
Amanda Carlson
Orbit

Forbidden Blood

Kristen Painter
Authors:
Kristen Painter

Set in the world of the House of Comarré, Kristen Painter gives us a new novella about the price of freedom.Maris's life as a comarré has come down to three options: escape her patron and spend the rest of her days looking over her shoulder, fight him for her freedom with the understanding it could mean her death or undergo dangerous experimentation to transform her blood into something even more powerful.Before she can make a decision, she discovers the vampire who's been charged with sunproofing her blood isn't so fond of her patron either. In fact, Dominic is unlike any vampire she's ever met, but is she desperate enough to put her trust in another noble? Her heart says yes...