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    • ISBN:9780748108824
    • Publication date:04 Sep 2008

The Better Mousetrap

By Tom Holt

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The latest madcap comic fantasy from one of Britain's funniest writers.

It touches all our lives; our triumphs and tragedies, our proudest achievements, our most traumatic disasters. Alloyed of love and fear, death and fire and the inscrutable acts of the gods, insurance is indeed the force that binds the universe together.

Hardly surprising, therefore, that Frank Carpenter, one of the foremost magical practitioners of our age, felt himself irresistibly drawn to it. Until, that is, he met Jane, a high-flying corporate heroine with an annoying habit of falling out of trees and getting killed. Repeatedly.

It's not long before Frank and Jane find themselves face to face with the greatest enigma of our times: When is a door not a door? When it's a mousetrap.

Biographical Notes

Tom Holt is the author of more than twenty comic fantasy novels and a number of acclaimed historical novels.

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  • ISBN: 9781841495040
  • Publication date: 07 May 2009
  • Page count: 384
  • Imprint: Orbit
Inventively entertaining ...make you both laugh out loud and stop and think — SFX
Tom Holt's comic fantasy is a great, uplifting read, fit to grace any reader's book collection — Waterstone’s Books Quarterly
Highly amusing ... Eloquently snarky prose — Publishers Weekly
Holt's quirky characters and whimsical voice successfully infuse life into this entertaining romantic comedy — Publishers Weekly
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