Elise Parsley - If You Ever Want to Bring a Pirate to Meet Santa, Don't! - Little, Brown Book Group

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If You Ever Want to Bring a Pirate to Meet Santa, Don't!

By Elise Parsley

  • Hardback
  • £12.99

The fourth book in the New York Times-bestselling Magnolia Says DON'T! series that started with If You Ever Want to Bring an Alligator to School, Don't! is another loud and cautionary tale of what not to do...when you visit Santa.

If your dad says you're going to meet Santa, he means the bearded guy with a red suit and a bag full of treasures. He does not mean that guy. That's a pirate. If you make friends with a pirate anyway, your dad will tell you that pirates are on the Naughty List! Can Magnolia keep her salty new friend off the naughty list and save Santa before he has to walk the plank? Elise Parsley's boldly expressive illustrations will bring plenty of laughs in this book that has Magnolia in charge of what's right and what's a don't in this rousing fourth book in the bestselling MAGNOLIA SAYS DON'T series.

Biographical Notes

Elise Parsley has also written and illustrated the bestselling If You Ever Want to Bring an Alligator to School, Don't! which was her debut picture book. She lives in South Dakota with her husband.

  • Other details

  • ISBN: 9780316466776
  • Publication date: 15 Nov 2018
  • Page count: 40
  • Imprint: Little, Brown Young Readers US
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