We have updated our Privacy Policy Please take a moment to review it. By continuing to use this site, you agree to the terms of our updated Privacy Policy.

Bite Me
Read Excerpt

Bite Me

by Christopher Moore

Buy Now:

Kindle Apple Google Kobo See All

ebook / ISBN-13: 9780748124886

Price: £9.99

ON SALE: 7th October 2010

Genre: Fiction & Related Items / Modern & Contemporary Fiction (post C 1945)

Select a format:

ebook
Paperback

Disclosure: If you buy products using the retailer buttons above, we may earn a commission from the retailers you visit.

While some lovers were born to run, Jody and Tommy were born to bite. Well, reborn, that is, now that they’re vampires. Good thing theirs is an undying love, since their Goth Girl Friday, Abby Normal, has imprisoned them in a bronze statue. Abby is keen to be one of the undead, too, but first she and her PhD-candidate boyfriend Steve have to deal with the huge vampire cat, Chet, who is stalking the city – and creating his own minions.

And then Jody and Tommy free themselves from the statue and they are NOT happy…