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Unusual Uses For Olive Oil

By Alexander McCall Smith

  • Paperback
  • £8.99

* The hilarious new Von Igelfeld novel - the follow-up to The 2½ Pillars of Wisdom.

Life is so unfair, and it sends many things to try Professor Dr Moritz-Maria von Igelfeld, author of Portuguese Irregular Verbs and pillar of the Institute of Romance Philology in the proud Bavarian city of Regensburg.

There is the undeserved rise of his rival (and owner of a one-legged dachshund), Detlev Amadeus Unterholzer; the interminable ramblings of the librarian, Herr Huber; and the condescension of his colleagues with regard to his unmarried state. But when his friend Ophelia Prinzel takes it upon herself to match-make, and duly produces a cheerful heiress with her own Schloss, it appears that the professor's true worth is about to be recognised.

Maddening, idiotic and hugely entertaining, von Igelfeld is an inspired comic creation.

Biographical Notes

Following a distinguished career as a Professor of Medical Law, Alexander McCall Smith has turned to writing full-time. He is the author of over sixty books on a wide array of subjects, and his books have been translated into forty-five languages. He lives in Edinburgh with his wife.

  • Other details

  • ISBN: 9780349120102
  • Publication date: 04 Oct 2012
  • Page count: 208
  • Imprint: Abacus
Alexander McCall Smith's wildest, whackiest and funniest yet — Scotsman
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