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    • Publication date:07 Feb 2013
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The Abominators

By J.L. Smith
Illustrated by Sam Hearn

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For fans of Wimpy Kid comes a side-splittingly funny new series following mischievous gang The Abominators and their unlikely sidekick, posh boy Cecil Trumpington-Potts.

Mucker, Boogster, Cheesy and Bob, also known as The Abominators, are the most mischievous characters you will ever have come across.

Their interests include chaos, mayhem and filling the school toilets with strawberry jelly.

Their interests definitely DO NOT include making friends with panty-wanty-woo-wearing new boy, Cecil Trumpington-Potts.

Cecil, however, is certain he can change their minds . . .

Biographical Notes

J.L. Smith lives in Buckinghamshire with a delinquent partner, several delinquent children and a delinquent dog.

J.L Smith enjoys many hobbies including crisp eating, midnight trampolining and hiding in wardrobes, and has been known to laugh for over twenty minutes when shown a picture of a dog wearing sunglasses.

If stranded on a desert island, J.L. Smith's luxury item would be a large wheel of cheese.

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  • ISBN: 9781907411625
  • Publication date: 24 Jan 2013
  • Page count: 144
Kids will chuckle and whoop at the crazy adventures of the Abominators. — Nigel Hinton, Author of BUDDY and THE BEAVER TOWERS series.
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