The Zombie Gnome Defense Guide
By Shaenon K. Garrity, Andrew Farago
Compiled from the notes of four zombie gnome experts (among them a Van Helsing-like zombie gnome hunter and a gardening columnist), this guide includes a detailed study of zombie gnome habits, hiding places, and offensive tactics, as well as an intimate history of the zombie gnome rise and eventual war with humanity. Empty-eyed, shambling, and hungry for human ankles, the zombie gnome population is on the rise, infesting the backyards of suburbia and attacking innocent lawn ornaments everywhere. While chances of human survival are minimal, readers can arm themselves with The Zombie Gnome Defense Guide to combat their tiny, undead enemies.Offering strategies for defense against a zombie gnome invasion, the book provides an extensive list of essential weapons and DIY home-fortification tips. Rare illustrations of zombie gnomes in their natural habitat and a priceless collection of never-before-seen photos (housed in an envelope in the back of the book) make this the go-to guide for survivalists in a zombie gnome-infested world.
By Andrew Farago, Shaenon K. Garrity
Our successful Wee Little Garden Gnome kit has been infected--by the undead! Zombie Gnome is a flesh-eating spin on everyone's favorite lawn ornament and makes a delightfully gruesome decoration for the home, garden, or office.This kit includes:* Mini zombie gnome figurine* Two-sided backdrop with chilling scenes* 32-page illustrated Zombie Gnome Defense Guide mini book
By Running Press
From bestselling TV shows to films to books, interest in the undead has not waned, and with the continuing threat of the zombie apocalypse on the rise, Zombie Bowling will provide the practice you need to bowl over those flesh-eating monsters ,for good. Following the success of Nun Bowling and Penguin Bowling , this one-of-a-kind kit includes 10 decapitated zombie body pins, one zombie head bowling ball, and a mini guide to Zombie Bowling.