By Scott A. Sorensen
The one and only Fart Dictionary is a witty collection of fart definitions for every occasion and covering a wide range of topics -- from politics to poetry, karaoke, Mardi Gras, Food Network, Jane Austen, love, war, ghosts, family, sports, fashion, and vegetetables. Examples include "apple fart: a fart that keeps the doctor away," "boomerang fart: a fart which has somehow returned to haunt you," and many, many more. So, readers, the next time you fart, or bear witness to one, take note of your surroundings, purpose, or social inconvenience. Label it, as in this unique volume.Featuring whimsical artwork and all wrapped up in a classy little package, Fart Dictionary is a perfect gag gift and certain to be a hit with anyone who has ever laughed at the sound of breaking wind.
By Running Press
This one-of-a-kind miniature weightlifting set lets you pump some iron--with your fingers!Kit includes: * 1 metal barbell* 4 rubber weight plates* 1 metal kettlebell weight* 1 resistance band* 1 finger sweatband* 32-page mini book
Festivus/Seinfeld: Celebration Kit
Kit includes:* 9-inch tall Festivus pole with 4 buttons that play audio of Frank Costanza (Jerry Stiller)* 5 Human Fund donation gift cards* 2 magnetsButton 1 "The Story of Festivus": Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reach for the last one they had-but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way!...out of that, a new holiday was born. A Festivus for the rest of us!Button 2 "The Festivus Pole": There's a pole. It requires no decoration. I find tinsel distracting. It's made from aluminum. Very high strength-to-weight ratio.Button 3 "The Airing of Grievances": Welcome, newcomers. The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances. I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you're gonna hear about it!Button 4 "The Feats of Strength": And now as Festivus rolls on, we come to the feats of strength. Until you pin me, Festivus is not over! Let's rumble!
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them: Newt Scamander's Case
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them takes fans to a new era in J.K. Rowling's Wizarding World, decades before Harry Potter and half a world away. Inspired by the Hogwarts textbook, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, written by J.K. Rowling's character, Newt Scamander, the film follows a magical mix-up that takes Newt on a chase around New York City looking for the magical creatures that have escaped from his case.This kit contains a collectible miniature replica of Newt's leather case, complete with sound of the Niffler, along with a 48-page book of short profiles of Newt and the beasts and full-color imagery from the film.
Bliss is within (your fingers') reach! Step your tired fingers into a pair of teeny yoga pants, roll out your desktop mat, and give those tired digits a stretch (or a workout) with Finger Yoga! The kit includes mini yoga pants to wear on the pointer and middle fingers, a desktop yoga mat, two mini yoga blocks, and a 32-page illustrated mini book with instructions for finger yoga poses and desktop meditation.
From A Dark Place
By Tony Husband, Paul Husband
When the Husband family realised that their son Paul was addicted to heroin, they did everything they could to help him but it seemed that every step in the right direction would be followed by another relapse as Paul lied to them, stole from them, and come close to losing his life.This illustrated title from award-winning cartoonist Tony Husband tells the tale of those dark days as they worked as a family to get Paul into the right sort of supportive environment where he could truly recover from his dangerous addiction, and move from that dark place to a brighter future.This inspiring and compelling story will appeal to anyone who has struggled with an addictive disorder, or any families or friends who have had to support someone through such a situation. Anyone who was touched by Tony's Take Care, Son - The Story of my Dad and His Dementia will be similarly moved and uplifted by From A Dark Place.
By Jason Headley
Breathe in.Clear your desk.Breathe out.Clear your mind.Breathe in.Prepare.Breathe out.And enjoy the most mindful (and hilarious) 15 minutes of your day . . . F*ck That is a meditation guide which will teach you to breathe in strength and breathe out the bullsh*t.
By Running Press
Pop, drop, and freeze with this old skool kit! Finger Breakdancing includes a pair of mini kicks for your fingers, a cardboard mat, instructional mini book, and a boombox that plays fresh beats for aspiring finger B-boys and B-girls!
Friends: The Television Series
By Shoshana Cohen Stopek
Millions continue to laugh along with the unforgettable cast of Friends : Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey. Whether dealing with life's highs or lows, these six best friends could teach us everything we need to know about life, love, and friendship. Featuring memorable quotes and full-colour photos, this book offers fans the best wit and wisdom from one of the most popular shows on TV.
Frosty the Snowman
By Running Press
Inspired by Rankin/Bass' beloved Frosty the Snowman, this kit includes a Frosty the Snowman bobble body ornament and 32-page book with full-colour illustrations.
By Agnes Flanigan
Why get bruised and bloodied playing the treacherous sport of hockey on an ice rink when you can do it right on your desktop? This is a game that the millions of rabid hockey fans around the globe will love. Kit includes a set of finger goalie" pads, net, hockey stick, puck, skating rink playing mat, and a 32-page rule book on Finger Hockey.
By Running Press
This kit is for all those Catholic school students (and ex-Catholic students) who have made our humorous nun-retribution kits smashing successes - those in therapy for recurring nightmares of being punished with rulers and those who have just seen one too many scowling nuns. Kit includes a miniature catapult, 6 nuns, a "salvation" landing mat, and a 32-page book of how to play the game of Flying Nuns.