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The Mammoth Book of Jokes New edn

By Geoff Tibballs

  • Paperback
  • £7.99

Quite simply, the greatest compendium of humour ever written! Over 7500 entries.

Quite simply, the greatest compendium of humour ever written!

Even bigger and better than ever, The Mammoth Book of Jokes is the ultimate joke book - now revised and expanded to over 7500 entries.

This endlessly entertaining collection covers everything you could ever think of, from Birthdays and Dogs to Mothers-in- Law and War. Plus epigrams, limericks, misprints and howlers, shaggy dog stories, politically incorrect jokes, toasts, pick-up lines and put-downs ....

Extra new material for this bumper edition includes favourite celebrity jokes - specially chosen by the likes of Bill Clinton, Gordon Ramsay, Dustin Hoffman and Tony Blair - as well as no fewer than 2000 brand new jokes.

  • Other details

  • ISBN: 9781845293840
  • Publication date: 19 Oct 2006
  • Page count: 704
  • Imprint: Robinson
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