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Life, Liberty And The Pursuit Of Sausages

By Tom Holt

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A wonderfully quirky and comedic outing from the hugely talented Tom Holt

Polly, an average, completely ordinary property lawyer, is convinced she's losing her mind. Someone keeps drinking her coffee. And talking to her clients. And doing her job. And when she goes to the dry cleaner's to pick up her dress for the party, it's not there. Not the dress - the dry cleaner's.

And then there are the chickens who think they are people. Something strange is definitely going on - and it's going to take more than a magical ring to sort it out.

Biographical Notes

Tom Holt's first book was published when he was just thirteen and, to his horror, he was hailed as an infant prodigy. While studying at Oxford however he discovered bar billiards and turned from poetry to comic fiction.

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  • ISBN: 9781841495088
  • Publication date: 07 Jun 2012
  • Page count: 368
  • Imprint: Orbit
A great mix of the fantastical and the funny . . . another great satirical offering from Tom Holt that entertains thoroughly while effortlessly moving between the silly and the smart — Bookgeeks.co.uk
Crazy, absurd, complex and hilarious . . . His writing is in the same mould as that of Terry Pratchett, Douglas Adams and Jasper Fforde — TheBookBag.co.uk
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