David Sedaris - Meet David Sedaris: Series Three - Little, Brown Book Group

Meet David Sedaris: Series Three

By David Sedaris
Read by David Sedaris

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The uniquely perceptive and hilarious David Sedaris reads from his essays and diaries for his third series for Radio 4.
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  • ISBN: 9781405525565
  • Publication date: 23 Apr 2013
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  • Imprint: Hachette Audio
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