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Meet David Sedaris: Series One

By David Sedaris
Read by David Sedaris

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The uniquely perceptive and hilarious David Sedaris reads from his essays and diaries for first series for Radio 4.

David Sedaris's remarkable ability to uncover the hilarious absurdity teeming just below the surface of everyday life is surpassed only by his ability to make his stories even moire hilarious when he reads them aloud. This is his first series for Radio 4, and he reads essays and diary entries from across all seven of his books.

Episode 1
Six-to-Eight Black Men
Just a Quick Email

Episode 2
Let It Snow
The Cat and the Baboon
Keeping Up

Episode 3
Picapocketoni
I'll Eat What He's Wearing

Episode 4
Kookabura
With a Pal Like This

Biographical Notes

David Sedaris is the author of a number of bestselling books, including Squirrel Seeks Chipmunk, When You Are Engulfed in Flames, Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim and Talk Pretty One Day. He lives in London.

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  • ISBN: 9781405525541
  • Publication date: 23 Apr 2013
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  • Imprint: Hachette Audio
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