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Holidays On Ice

By David Sedaris
Read by David Sedaris

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*A collection of personal essays - surprising, disarming, heartbreakingly funny - from the #1 bestselling writer Time named America's Favorite Humorist.

HOLIDAYS ON ICE collects six of David Sedaris's most profound Christmas stories into one slender volume, perfect for use as a last-minute coaster or ice scraper. This drinking man's companion can be enjoyed by the warmth of a raging fire, the glow of a brilliantly decorated tree, or even in the backseat of a van or police car.

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  • ISBN: 9781405501699
  • Publication date: 04 Nov 2004
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  • Imprint: Hachette Audio
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