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    • ISBN:9780762441457
    • Publication date:09 Aug 2011

Fart Dictionary

By Scott A. Sorensen

  • Hardback
  • £8.99

After sales of 80,000 units in its original format, the one and only Fart Dictionary gets a refresh, with an updated look and larger size to delight and amuse the potty-humor-loving masses once again.

The one and only Fart Dictionary is a witty collection of fart definitions for every occasion and covering a wide range of topics -- from politics to poetry, karaoke, Mardi Gras, Food Network, Jane Austen, love, war, ghosts, family, sports, fashion, and vegetetables. Examples include "apple fart: a fart that keeps the doctor away," "boomerang fart: a fart which has somehow returned to haunt you," and many, many more. So, readers, the next time you fart, or bear witness to one, take note of your surroundings, purpose, or social inconvenience. Label it, as in this unique volume.

Featuring whimsical artwork and all wrapped up in a classy little package, Fart Dictionary is a perfect gag gift and certain to be a hit with anyone who has ever laughed at the sound of breaking wind.

Biographical Notes

Scott A. Sorensen is a mechanical engineer who has worked with Fortune 500 companies in the development of amusement park rides at Disneyland. Finally deciding to abandon the amusement park trade, Sorensen moved to Florida and wondered what to do next. Always wanting to write, he decided to pen his great book: the dictionary of farts.

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  • ISBN: 9780762491773
  • Publication date: 31 May 2018
  • Page count: 160
  • Imprint: Running Press Adult
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