Alex Beyer - I Don't Really Love You - Little, Brown Book Group

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I Don't Really Love You

And Other Gentle Reminders of Existential Dread in Your Everyday Life

By Alex Beyer

  • Hardback
  • £9.99

The perfect gift book for our uncertain times, I Don't Really Love You pairs more than 75 adorable photos of dogs and cats with darkly humorous captions on existential dread, in a mash-up that is equal parts delightful and depressing.

Bringing readers from aww to awful! in a matter of seconds, I Don't Really Love You seamlessly blends images of charming pets with hilarious, soul-crushing captions about the existential dread that seems to permeate daily life.

Darkly humorous one-liners, from "Birthdays don't matter" to "Inadequacy haunts me endlessly," will peek out from behind the forms of calm cats and happy-go-lucky puppies, creating an unexpected contrast that takes readers on a journey from delightful to depressing (and back again!) Pet lovers and humor lovers will be captivated in equal measure, with more than 75 full-color photographs of cats and dogs in a range of breeds, alongside an off-beat, subversive voice. With the perfect attitude for our rapidly changing world, this quirky book will make readers laugh out loud (after sending them crawling under the covers to contemplate their existence).

Biographical Notes

Alex Beyer is a writer, musician, and dachshund enthusiast. He travels often for his unrelated insurance career, flying 120,000 miles on 85 planes this past year alone. While this is his first book, he has been building his project, 365 Days of Dread, since 2014. He lives in Philadelphia with his partner, Brittany, and their two terrible dogs.

  • Other details

  • ISBN: 9780762465361
  • Publication date: 15 Nov 2018
  • Page count: 128
  • Imprint: Running Press Adult
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