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    • ISBN:9781405529051
    • Publication date:19 Dec 2013
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A Girl Walks into a Wedding

Choose Your Own Erotic Destiny

By Helena S. Paige

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* A choose your own destiny novel
* You're in control: your rules, your choices, your story

*A CHOOSE YOUR OWN DESTINY NOVEL*

Your best friend is getting married. You're going to be her bridesmaid so you have a lot to deal with - the hen party, pre-wedding nerves, your dress, the men . . . So many men. And you have to choose between them. Maybe you'll end up having fun at this wedding after all.

* The priest is definitely heaven-sent but he's off limits, isn't he?
* Or perhaps you'll pick the best man. He's very attractive but the best man and the bridesmaid is such a cliché. Right?
* And then there's the rugged pilot - his offer of a brief encounter might have surprising consequences . . .

Whichever way you decide to go, each twist and turn will lead to an unforgettable encounter. Can you choose the ultimate sensual experience? Remember: if your first choice doesn't hit the spot, then start over and try something (and someone) new. The power is entirely yours in this fully interactive, choose your own destiny novel.

Biographical Notes

Helena S. Paige is the pseudonym of three friends. Paige Nick is an award-winning advertising copywriter and novelist. She also has a weekly column in The Sunday Times in South Africa, which covers everything from sex and dating to general lunacy. Helen Moffett wears many hats: freelance writer, poet, editor, activist and academic, who has lectured as far afield as Trinidad and Alaska. She is also a cricket writer and flamenco fan. Sarah Lotz is a screenwriter and novelist with a fondness for fake names. She writes urban horror novels under the name S.L. Grey with author Louis Greenberg, and a YA series with her daughter, Savannah, under the pseudonym Lily Herne.

As Helena S. Paige, these three women have created an entertaining, empowering and exciting series of 'choose your own destiny' novels, where the reader is fully in charge of her own experience. And everyone is guaranteed a happy ending.

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  • ISBN: 9780751552560
  • Publication date: 03 Jul 2014
  • Page count: 352
  • Imprint: Sphere
Next-gen erotica . . . It is filthy — Glamour
This is genius! . . . You are the plucky heroine and . . . you decide your own fate. We blushed like mad and missed our stop! — Star magazine
Every encounter is sexually satisfying . . . the erotic moments sizzle — Publishers Weekly
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