Matthew Logelin and Sara Jensen - Be Glad Your Dad...(Is Not An Octopus!) - Little, Brown Book Group

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Be Glad Your Dad...(Is Not An Octopus!)

By Matthew Logelin and Sara Jensen
Illustrated by Jared Chapman

  • Hardback
  • £12.99

Be glad your dad is not a dog, because he would lick your face to say hello!

Most of the time, you're glad your dad is your dad, until he gets grouchy, bossy, or just totally gross. Then you wish you could swap him for something else. But be careful what you wish for, because it could be way worse....

In this silly what-if story, kids will roar with laughter at the misadventures of a monkey dad, an alligator dad, a whale dad, and even a unicorn dad! But nothing can replace the dads who love them more than anything in the whole wide world.

Be sure to check out the fun facts about the animals in the story in the back of the book!

Biographical Notes

Matthew Logelin is the author of the New York Times bestselling memoir Two Kisses for Maddy as well as the award-winning blog Matt, Liz, and Madeline. Be Glad Your Dad... (Is Not an Octopus!) is his debut picture book, and he lives in Los Angeles, California.

Sara Jensen is a creative director and a designer. She is an advocate for type 1 diabetes research and foster adoption, and Be Glad Your Dad (Is Not an Octopus!) is her debut picture book. She lives in Washington on a small island in the middle of a big ocean.

Jared Chapman is the author and illustrator of Pirate, Viking & Scientist and Steve, Raised by Wolves. He has worked for Walt Disney Television Animation, Nick Jr., Hallmark, and The Hollywood Reporter, among others, and he lives in Mount

  • Other details

  • ISBN: 9780316254380
  • Publication date: 30 Jun 2016
  • Page count: 48
  • Imprint: Little, Brown Young Readers US
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