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    • ISBN:9780748113552
    • Publication date:01 Oct 2009

Barking

By Tom Holt

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Tom Holt's latest comic novel is a rollercoaster ride of supernatural silliness and biting satire.

Monsters are roaming the streets of London. Of course, some monsters are scarier than others:

Unicorns? No bother.
Vampires? Big deal.
Werewolves? Ho hum.

Lawyers? ... Aaargh!

Duncan's boss doesn't think that he's cut out to be a lawyer. He isn't a pack animal. He lacks the killer instinct. But when his best friend from school barges his way back into Duncan's life, with a full supporting cast of lawyers, ex-wives, zombies and snow-white unicorns, it's not long before things become distinctly unsettling.
Hairy, even.

Biographical Notes

Tom Holt has been a full-time writer since 1995 and has produced some of the most popular comic fantasy of the last decade including Little People, Falling Sideways and Nothing But Blue Skies. He lives in Somerset with his family.

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  • ISBN: 9781841492865
  • Publication date: 07 Feb 2008
  • Page count: 432
  • Imprint: Orbit
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