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    • ISBN:9780748111046
    • Publication date:04 Dec 2008

Do Bats Have Bollocks?

and 101 more utterly stupid questions

By Jon Butler and Bruno Vincent

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The hilarious follow up to 2007's Sunday Times Bestseller DO ANTS HAVE ARSEHOLES?

The letters page of Old Git magazine continues to offer its readers an opportunity to ask and provide answers to the most pressing questions of our times. Questions such as:

Would it help global warming if I left my fridge door open?
What's the riskiest game of risk ever played?
If I fell down a disused mineshaft would Lassie really run and get help, or just sit there licking his balls?

Do Bats Have Bollocks? features a host of completely new and untrue questions and answers. With bags more rude jokes, shaggy dog stories and the odd entry from a new, bewildered editor who's wondering what the hell he's got himself into, this book is every bit as laugh-out-loud funny as last year's hugely successful volume Do Ants Have Arseholes?

Biographical Notes

Jon Butler and Bruno Vincent both work in publishing.

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  • ISBN: 9780751541373
  • Publication date: 02 Oct 2008
  • Page count: 192
  • Imprint: Sphere
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