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It’s everyone’s favorite form of insult comedy (as seen on MTV!)—hundreds of crushingly funny one-liners about ‘yo’ mama’—and all yo’ other relatives—sure to shut people’s mouths or make them howl with laughter. Yo’ mama is so fat, when her beeper goes off, people think she’s backing up. Yo’ mama is so old that when she was young, rainbows were black and white. Yo’ mama is so fat, she eats Wheat Thicks. Yo’ mama is so dumb that when she saw a sign that said, ‘Airport Left,’ she turned around and went home. Yo’ mama’s so short you can see her feet on her driver’s license. So dumb, so fat, so ugly, and so old have never been SO FUNNY, thanks to this exhaustive and inventive assortment of laugh-out-loud one-line jokes sure to cause a sensation. Hundreds of quotable and easy-to-remember quips have been gathered here by a comedy master, and the result is a relentless collection of wholesome, all-in-good-fun nastiness for every occasion. Divided into handy categories (in case you happen to need a boatload of fat jokes, skinny jokes, or whatever) Yo’ Mama Is So… is an essential addition to the humor shelf of any self-respecting smart aleck. Hey…what did you call my mama??!!

Punish or put your dice in a time-out when they roll critical fails or put your friends (and yourself) in danger with the Mini Dice Dungeon.

* LIGHT-UP DICE DUNGEON: Includes a 3 inch mini dungeon with LED light feature in green
* SPECIAL BRANDED D20: A translucent d20 branded with the D&D ampersand for the 20
* ILLUSTRATED MINI BOOK INCLUDED: With tips, advice, and the basics of dice care, and tear-out shame cards
* PERFECT GIFT FOR D&D FANS: Display on a shelf, desk, or bookcase and show off your love of Dungeons & Dragons
* OFFICIALLY LICENSED: Authentic Dungeons & Dragons collectible

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SUITABLE FOR KINDLE AND OTHER EBOOK DEVICES

Switch off the news and mute your tense WhatsApp chats – here are 101 family-friendly, fun, smart, silly, useful, good-to-know things to do and learn that will take your mind off what’s going on outside the comfort of your own home, providing you with plenty of much needed moments of positivity and calm. Including (but not limited to!):
· Quizzes
· Anagrams
· Poems
· Riddles
· Jokes
· Word games
· Fun facts
· And other ways to occupy your time in a fulfilling way.

Suitable for those aged 7 to 107, with the quizzes requiring some grown-up knowledge.

And whilst you #StayHome, don’t miss these other great titles from Sphere Books:

** The Bumper Book of Would You Rather? Over 350 hilarious hypothetical questions for ages 6 to 106 **
** Home Sweet Home: The Little Book of Natural Cleaning **
** Shelf Respect: A Book Lovers’ Guide to Curating Book Shelves at Home **

There’s no such thing as too many books, simply not enough places to put them

Decluttering is all the rage, but what do you do when your preferred interior decor is miles of overstuffed bookshelves? If you can’t bring yourself to clear your collection, SHELF RESPECT will validate your life choices.

Do you alphabetise your books or organise by genre… or (heaven forbid) colour? Have you merged your collection with your other half’s? (And do you write your name inside the cover, just in case?) Do you keep all the books you’ve read, or only the most cherished? Is there such a thing as too many books? (No.)

Bound to provoke (good-natured) debate between Bibliophiles, SHELF RESPECT is a charmingly illustrated book in defence of towering TBR piles and overflowing shelves… no matter how you choose to organise them.

Chickens, Cows, Ducks, Sheep, Pigs, Rabbits, Trout, Salmon, Prawns, Lobsters – all of the animal kingdom – are not here for us to eat, we should be looking after them.

Friends Not Food is a celebration of our relationship with our animal friends and is packed with vegan sayings as well as facts about both those animals and the industries that prey on them.

The perfect gift for anyone who loves animals!

And whilst you #StayHome, don’t miss these other great titles from Sphere Books:

** Distract Yourself: 101 Positive Things to Do and Learn Whilst You Stay Home **
** The Bumper Book of Would You Rather? Over 350 hilarious hypothetical questions for ages 6 to 106 **
** Home Sweet Home: The Little Book of Natural Cleaning **
** Shelf Respect: A Book Lovers’ Guide to Curating Book Shelves at Home **