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You Suck

Christopher Moore

You Suck

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ISBN:
9781841498096

Orbit

An Orbit title

Being undead sucks. Literally.

Just ask C. Thomas Flood. Waking up after a fantastic night unlike anything he's ever experienced, he discovers that his girlfriend, Jody, is a vampire. And surprise! Now he's one, too. For some couples, the whole biting-and-blood thing would have been a deal breaker. But Tommy and Jody are in love, and they vow to work through their issues.

But word has it that the vampire who initially nibbled on Jody wasn't supposed to be recruiting. Even worse, Tommy's erstwhile turkey-bowling pals are out to get him, at the urging of a blue-dyed Las Vegas call girl named (duh) Blue.

And that really sucks.

Reviews

Praise for Christopher Moore:

  • 'Wickedly funny' Waterstone's Books Quarterly, 'Christopher Moore is a very sick man, in the very best sense of the word’ Carl Hiaasen, ‘Humour that seamlessly blends lunacy with larceny … habit forming zaniness’ USA Today, ‘Moore is endlessly inventive … it is a sure winner’ Publishers Weekly

Paperback: £7.99

Published 27/08/2009

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