The day of my first-ever shoot ... I’m exhausted. I’ve been up half the night, drinking wine, smoking fags and whispering the change of location to porn stars down my mobile phone.
Touch Wood is subtitled the Confessions of an Accidental Porn Director, in which the author, who remains anonymous, exposes this secret world with eye-popping candour.
Read Chapter Two of Touch Wood on PDF, and come back next week for Chapter Three.
(contains material which may offend).
In the meantime, the accepted method for working out your porn star name is of course your first pet followed by the street where you first lived -- what does that make yours?
Posted 18/08/2008 14:25:10 by Anonymous, author of Touch Wood with 5 comments.
It's true: my porn name is Ken Cedar
22/8/2008 10:14
Bromley Basingstoke! Sounds like quite a low-maintenance, and slightly jaded porn star from the west midlands!
22/8/2008 10:20
Bromley Basingstoke - that is like a Full Monty from the Sarth of England.
22/8/2008 10:42
I've opted for first pet + childhood street name. I think it's quite fitting . . .
22/8/2008 10:47
Sounds a bit odd actually...
22/8/2008 13:03
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